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Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Akbar-Birbal Ki Khichdi Reloaded

Beep !Beep! “Aah!!! Got one more SMS from Akbar… I tell you he doesn’t have any work but to bother me with his stupid SMS - jokes and tweets.” said Birbal looking at his phone. He looked at his Facebook account and saw there were 50 notifications and 10 messages.  Thanks to this mobile internet, people are now updating all the craps in facebook. Birbal started scrolling his facebook to see the updates.
Tansen has just uploaded his new song on winter in Youtube and is disappointed as Kolavri di has got more hits than his song.

Akbar once again purchased treadmill from Ebay.com to lose his weight.  “ Ahh!! one more useless attempt to become Hrithik Roshan and impress queen Jodha….How can he lose weight if  he keeps on playing angry bird all the time on his Nokia Lumina 800!!! What a waste of money?? ” thought Birbal.
Once Again, Salim has been caught red handed by principle as he was watching porn in class. Birbal said “He is the most spoil brat of this country”.

Suddenly Birbal got a Skype message from Akbar: Come soon to court.  “Uff , in this chill winter morning, all I need to do is to go to court and hear all nonsense and stupid jokes of Akbar. I joined his court thinking, I will have loads of fun, servants, expensive watches and suits but all I have to do is to solve stupid cases of Akbar. Sometime I feel, I should start my own detective series just like CID. I bet I will grab more TRPs than CID and Adalat.” said Birbal.
Yuppieee,  one more level crossed!!! “  Akbar shouted seeing his mobile. “Akbar is really getting addicted to angry bird.” thought Birbal. 
 
 Seeing Birbal, Akbar asked him “Why didn’t you update your status message in facebook and no tweet from past 4 hours??? Dude!! You are really getting boring day by day.” Further, Akbar said “Well today morning, I got a SMS from Vodafone, they are running a contest in which they will give 2MB data free to the person who stands in frozen pond in this winter. Since I am a King, so you need to stand in pond and win the contest for me. I need to win 2MB data at any cost”.  Birbal thought “OMG!!!! He has really out of his sense now. How can I stand in frozen pond in this winter? This mad fellow doesn’t have any work but to play games and put me in such trouble.” 

Bribal said “Jahapanha!!!, I am not feeling very well so can you ask anyone else to do this task.” Akbar thought little bit and said “I don’t care, you do it or someone else does it, I need 2MB data.   

 Common Akbar, use your common sense and search it in Wikipedia, why you always need me for such bizarre and weird thing” but Birbal just smiled and said “Sure Hazoor, I will find out the way to stand in frozen pond but may be you need to spend money  for that”. Birbal is daam good in buttering.
Akbar said “Well Birbal!! I am OK with it, but will anyone will stand in frozen pond for the sake of money?”  Birbal smiled and said yes. Akbar ordered him to prove it and win the challenge.
Birbal really got frustrated and thought “Oh Common Akbar!! I really doubt about your IQ. Cann’t you see me, even I am hearing all your nonsense, giving my valuable advises and solving stupid cases because of money …. Anyway I will prove it to you this time“.
Birbal opened Google in his mobile and searched how to stand in frozen pond in winter. He got to know that from yoga and meditation, anyone can stand in frozen pond. Thanks to Google, he found out the best yoga person in the country. It was Ramdev Baba.


Birbal activated GPS of his mobile phone to find Ramdev Baba headquarter. “ YIKES!! I just cannot figure my route to reach the office. Phew! Internet is such a savior in such situations” said Birbal. Google map has finally helped Birbal to reach Ramdev baba’s office.
Birbal asked Ramdev to help him in this case and in favor of that he will give full support in organizing yoga camp in Ramlila maidan. Ramdev Baba pinged one of his aide BalKrishna  in FB and asked him to go with Birbal.
Next day Birbal took BalKrishna to Akbar’s court and told him that BalKrishna will do it for the sake of money.  Akbar ordered the BalKrishna to be inside the frozen pond all through the night without any attire if he needed money.  Akabr said “At any cost, I need to win the contest and get 2MB data free… So do not dare to ditch me”.
Birbal thought “Akbar has gone out of his mind, if Human Rights Commission or Vodafone people got to know about this, they will screw Akbar”. Birbal tried to ask Akbar to change his mind but Akbar is daam arrogant.
 
 While taking this condition, BalKrishna asked Birbal “I need Rs.10 crore for this. I can’t stand in frozen pond in this delhi winter for whole night and also I will be bored standing alone in the pond”.  Birbal agreed for Rs.10 crore and said he will take proper care of him in the night.
In the night, BalKrishna went to the pond and was watching Ram Gopal Verma’s Aag and Sunny Leon’s video in You tube in his mobile, so that he won’t fall sleep. Akbar phone was 3G equipped, so he was secretly watching the whole proceeding through video conferencing on his mobile.


Next day, Vodafone awarded 2MB Data to Balkrishna. BalKrishna transferred that data to Akbar’s name and came to court to receive the reward. Akbar refused to pay him saying that he has done cheating. Akbar said that BalKrishna got warmth from the light of mobile and withstood the cold as he was watching Ram Gopal Verma’s Aag and Sunny Leon’s videos.

Birbal really got mad on Akbar. He thought “What cheek! Akbar has gone out of his sense or it’s a side effect of playing too much of angrybird…How can he even think of such idiotic stuff…. Guess all those hours on his mobile playing mindless games has damage his brains after all.”

BalKrishna angrily went outside the court and informed Ramdev Baba about the incident.
Birbal got the call from Ramdev Baba and said “ Dude!! you ditched me, now see the consequences. I have good relation with DON, he is going to kill you and going to ruin your king reputation.”  Ramdev also threatened Birbal that he will hack Akbar’s FB, Orkut, Twitter accounts and will complain about Akbar in Human Rights Commission.  Ramdev Baba announced in a press conference that he will go for indefinite hunger strike if his aide didn’t get the money. Birbal tried to convince Akbar but he was too arrogant to understand.

Birbal thought “I need to save myself from Ramdev and Don. Hmmm… let me go underground till the issues get settled.”

Here Ramdev Baba started protesting against Akabr. He started a hate mail chain against Akbar and created a hate page for him in Facebook. Follower’s lists of hate page crossed the 1 million mark!!!  All the news channels  are doing SMS poll about the incident. Thousands of tweets are being done against Akbar’s act.
Shame on Akabr !!! # Shbana Azmi
Akbar is not fit to rule the country # Sushma Swaraj

Akbar is causing harm to his own repute by refusing money to BalKrishna  # Anna Hazzare
Akbar’s friends stopped chatting with him and became unfriend to him. There was not a single message or notification on Akbar’s wall.  Situation was getting terrible for Akbar.
Akbar really got worried and started searching for Birbal. He kept sending messages (on Skype, GTalk) and emails to Birbal but no response. Finally Akbar’s GPS located Birbal's where about. Google Map was showing Birbal in a Westwind resort near Jaipur.  Akbar thought “How could Birbal be so insensitive and leave me alone in this situation where no one wants to talk or chat with me”.  Immediately, Akbar booked the flight tickets from his phone and rushed to airport.
In resort, Birbal was having a very cool and relaxed time. He opened his phone to check today’s tweets.
On my way to Westwind Resort to resolve BalKrishna Issue with Birbal # Akbar


 


OMG!!!! Birbal shouted “Akbar is coming to meet me”.  Bribal did not know what to do next. He opened Wikipedia to find a solution of Akbar’s nonsense.
Akbar reached the resort and rushed towards Birbal’s room. As he opened the door, he saw Birbal had played fire video on youtube on his mobile and kept the pot of uncooked khichadi one meter away from it.
Akbar questioned him "Are you nuts or what??? How will the khichdi get cooked with no fire? It’s just a video??? What is wrong with you Birbal?"

Birbal, cooking the khichdi, replied "Oh my great King!!! When it was possible for a person to receive warmth from a light of mobile, then it is possible for this khichdi, which is just a meter away from the source of heat, to get cooked."
Akbar understood his mistake. He immediately called a press conference and apologized BalKrishna and Ramdev in front of the media. He requested Ramdev to take back all his protest and revive all his FB and orkut accounts. He also BalKrishna rewarded him Rs. 10 Crore.


Once Again Internet and Birbal’s wisdom has saved Akbar from a mishap situation.

Mobile and Internet has become an essential part of our life.  So, I thought of giving our age old stories of Akabar  Birbal a modern twist.



This post is part of a contest Internet is Fun on Indiblogger, sponsored by Vodafone.
Check this out:
www.vodafone.in/fun

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128 comments:

  1. Haha. Wonderful idea. Best of Luck for the competition. You want the Mac?

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  2. Thank you so Much Nikhil!!!. Glad that you liked it

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  3. Hilarious, Loved it, and
    gets better and better till the end :)

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  4. I must say your imagination really runs wild

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  5. I am sure you loved writing it. Very nicely done. :)

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    1. Thanks Shamsud!! I love watching spoof, so wrote it in similar way!!

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  6. Nice, funny post. Wish you the best!

    http://rachnaparmar.com

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  7. Funny... Good stuff. Good luck for the comp.

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  8. That was funny! Enjoyed reading :)

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  9. Brilliant one, Ruchi. Made appropriate use of internet to tell the old Akbar Birbal story in the age of internet.

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    1. Thanks TF!!! but not better than your post :)

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  10. This is based on a real Akbar Birbal story right? Loved the modernisation and Kolaveri getting more views dan tansen is just hilarious!! :P

    Wonderful read!!

    Keep blogging!!

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  11. Brilliant, Mind-Boggling.. AWESOME!! I don't have words for this...
    You really have worked upon this... I mean, this is soooo GREAT!!!

    Btw.. He could have bought probably a 1000 GB plan from ₹10 crores.. :-P

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    1. Thxs RG!! Glad that you liked it

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  12. Like like like... :-)

    -- dp
    http://dreampeddler.in

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  13. Congratulations Madam !! You are Hit ;)

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  14. "Ramdev also threatened Birbal that he will hack Akbar’s FB, Orkut, Twitter accounts and will complain about Akbar in Human Rights Commission"
    ha ha !! very well wriiten post

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  15. too good!
    http://parabsmita.blogspot.in/2012/05/present.html

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  16. too good!
    http://parabsmita.blogspot.in/2012/05/present.html

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  17. hey..very ingenious attempt! loved it..:-)
    all the best for the contest!

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  18. You've got a good thing going, this Akbar-Birbal and the works!

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  19. You've got a good thing going, this Akbar-Birabal and the works!

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  20. Hi Ruchita... this one was too good... i really laughed a lot... :)

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    1. Thanks !!! I am glad that you liked it..

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  21. loved this one....all the best for the contest.:) Have a look at this one also and feel free to share your views on it :)

    http://saurabhchawla2345.blogspot.in/2012/05/fun-has-just-startedisnt-it.html

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    1. Thanks Saurabh!! I will definately read it

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  22. Thanks Saurabh.. I just read your post... its very hilarious

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  23. Awesome and loved this post a lot.

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  24. This was sooo amazing.. hilarious :D

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  25. hahahahahaha :-) this is too good :-) and you do have a wild imagination I must say !!! unconventionally comic :-) salute'

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  26. Ha ha.. so hilarious.. nice imagination and creativity :) all the best for contest!!

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  27. interesting to see this potpourri of good old legends and new gen kingpins coming forward to made us laugh !! nice post..

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  28. Ha ha ha! Nice modern twist...but 10crores for 2MB Data? Ye thoda jayad ho gaya...in fact balaKrishna would have burnt few GBs that night watching youtube and other videos :P

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    1. Well its about imagination and fun :)

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  29. Loved the post..:-) Enjoyed reading a lot...:-)

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  30. Wonderful post! The'khichdi' you have cooked is yum indeed! Loved it and so am 'following' you :)

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  31. awesome modern khichdi grl.. loved it . it was fun read

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  32. That was one super post!! And your imagination seems to havegalloped at full speed :D Good Luck for the contest!

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  33. Awesome story.. loved it to bits..

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  34. awesome story..loved it to bits..

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  35. awesome story..loved it to bits..

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  36. :)) hmmm, spicy "khichdi"!!! Good luck for the contest dear...

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  37. actually i like the way you imagined here...mixing past and present..its an awesome kicchhadi..good luck

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  38. Very Interesting post... I was just started to read, in your post got many funny things... about twits and FB. :)

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  39. That was really fun to read ! Great work and all the best :)

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  40. hilarious, gurl!!!! Reload alright!

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  41. oh man.. thats hilarious.. thats what i love to read coz thats what i write.. amazing :)
    Shubham

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  42. Its so interesting and funny... gr8 writing..keep it on..

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  43. hilarious and just perfect for the competition.... great work!

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  44. wonderfully funny and so apt for the competition. all the best ! you've got a good chance with this one :)

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  45. u r gonna win it for sure !! Too good!

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  46. Funny and as usual the climax of Birbal story has the essence :)

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    1. Thxs Uma!!! Glad that you like it

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  47. Hahahaha..........great post..I have something for you on this link.....
    http://seewhatashishsays.blogspot.in/2012/05/my-first-award-happy.html

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    1. Thanks a ton Ashish!!! Congratualtions for the award

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  48. Good luck!
    Chk mine out; it's strikingly similar with respect to going back in time:
    http://sun-dip.blogspot.in/2012/05/how-battle-was-avoided.html

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  49. This is so good! Amazing work and outstanding creativity. Stay blessed :)

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  50. Hilarious take on the old tale. Enjoyed reading it.
    Good luck for the contest!!

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  51. HI RUCHITA !!!

    Fantastic ,superbly written...I went into my childhood memories..great going !!keep it up

    Regards
    BHAVIKK SHAH

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    1. Thanks Bhavikk, glad that you liked it

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  52. Finally, I made to your blog once again..The word that I can say and see is "Marvellous"....Liked this post for being full of thoughts of that world into this world..Best of Luck for the contest @Ruchita

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  53. Wow, this was really cool, couldn't help laughing... if there was an Akbar and Birbal in modern day, they would indeed be having the same conversation and plugged into FB all the time I guess :D
    All the best for the contest. Awesome post :)

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    1. Thanks Neha...Glad that you liked it

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  54. At-last I read your post....Wow such a story telling post.The Akbar Birbal's hungama will be always humorous even in today's world is can be justified by your post.Well written..Keep the same spirits..:) :)

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    1. Thank you so much Vajra!!! Hope you enjoyed my post..

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  55. This is just too good :)
    Loved your graphics too ! all the best for the contest !

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    1. Thank you so much!!! I am glad that you liked it

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  56. ha ha ha amazinggggggg! i JUST COULDNT resist reading it with out breaK! watta story. Felt like reading some modern panchatantra spclly wen u told , so birbals wisdm and internet saved Akbar. LMAO

    In my opinion this is the "WINNING POST" - different from all the monotny of indiblogger!and ya nice linkage of twitter , FB, Angrybirds. I JSUT LOVED IT GIRL!! rocking post

    btw am also addicted to angry birds;) - if u have time - http://afshan-shaik.blogspot.in/2012/05/smart-magical-web.html

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    1. HI Afshan,

      I am greatly humbled by your apperication!!! Thanks a ton :)

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  57. Nicely written.
    Twas Hilarious too.

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  58. Ok.You are gonna win this contest.Take my word for it.:-)

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  59. Hands down you're the winner! Take a bow Ruchita! Your creativity rocks! I read this one and the Diary - if there are anymore do let me know! I also promoted your post on my blog's facebook page Deepa's Kaleidoscope. You have a new fan!

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    1. I am greatly humbled by your apperication.... Thank you so much for promoting my post in your blog....

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  60. Cant stop laughing :) hahahah. Funny and creative!

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  61. The khicidi worked..nyc one :)
    Hope ull brag a prize :)

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  62. The khicidi really worked out.
    nice creative idea.
    Hoping u'll brag one nice prize for sure.\m/

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  63. I guess Birbal wanted to be found, he did not turn off his GPS. The two go together, don't they!
    Nice pun on the whole Akbar-Birbal and internet :)

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  64. I guess Birbal wanted to be found, he did not turn off his GPS. The two go together, don't they!
    Nice pun on the whole Akbar-Birbal and internet :)

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  65. great :D
    loved the way you converted the story.

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  66. So Akbar might not need Birbal after some days of internet fun ;)

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  67. nice hilarious take on topic. best wishes.

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  68. Really Nice and awesomely adapted to our HI-tech age... without loosing the original essence of the story

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  69. Really nice piece of work. awesomely adapted to our hi-tech age without loosing the essence of the original story.

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  70. Sheer creativity.....congrats.

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  71. Incredible story! Totally loved it :)

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  72. Ha ha ... I just loved it ... waiting for more Akbar - Birbal - Internet stories from you :-)

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  73. Epic! Finest retelling I have ever heard. :)

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  74. awesome story....well deserved win :-)

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