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Friday, 15 June 2012

Wonder Slim Weight Loss

The needle fixed itself at 150 Kg. Jatin was standing there for a long time in a hope that the needle will slightly shift to 148 or 149 but it was fixed to 150Kg. Disappointed Jatin stepped down from the weighing machine. For the past 1 month, he has been doing yoga and was following his diet from the popular book “Don’t lose your mind but lose your weight” but nothing had shown result.

  


Thanks to his obesity, he doesn’t have any girlfriend and his parents have given him the ultimatum to lose weight before they made a profile in shaadi.com or Bharat matrimonial.com. jatin had become desperate. He did not want to die without a girlfriend or a wife.  He thought for opting a short cut and started browsing for weight loss programs. While searching, he got hooked to one advertisement which offered to help in losing 20kg in a week
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10Kg weight loss in just 5 days otherwise cash back Guaranteed”.

He immediately called the number and enrolled for their 5 days -20Kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a hot, athletic, gorgeous girl dressed in hot short pants, tank top and  a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduced herself as a representative of the weight loss company.  Jatin ‘s mouth remained open seeing this beautiful hot babe. Jatin kept ogling at her body and suddenly his eyes stopped at the sign board around her neck.

The sign board read, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

  


All his imagination got the wings and without a second thought, he takes off after her.  He kept on running behind her but after few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gave up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.  On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10Kg. as promised.

Jatin was so glad with the weight loss and the imagination of having a beautiful girl that he enrolled again for the 5 days 20 kg weight loss package.

Next day he was eagerly waiting for the knock on the door. Finally after much anticipation, there  it was !!! He opened the door in hurry and excitement, and to his surprise there stood another most stunning and beautiful girl he had ever seen in his life. She was the best he had ever seen in life. Even better than the first one! She was in a mini skirt and Jatin's imagination was lost in her sexy legs.  Jatin  thought “ Am I dreaming or is it reality? With her figure and beauty, she can give run for money to Kareena and Katrina”.

  

 Jatin’s eyes were rolling down over her when he saw the same old sign board around her neck that read

If you can catch me, you can have me."

Seeing this Jatin’s mind started having wild thoughts. He was out of the door after her like a shot signal. This girl had an awesome figure and Jatin was doing his best to make his lustful dreams into reality. For the next four days, the same routine followed, gradually getting  Jatin in better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighed himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 Kg. as promised.

Jatin was impressed with this unique idea of losing weight and moreover his lust and imagination was really getting closer to the reality. He was very much confident that in next program he can turn his dreams into reality.

So he decided to go for the gamble and calls the company to enroll for the 7-day/50 Kg program.

“ Are you sure Sir?” asks the representative on the phone. “I must warn you, this is our most rigorous program”.

“Absolutely," Jatin replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."  More than weight lose, his lust for laying his hands on  the hot babe made him so confident.

Next day, he woke up early morning did few sit-ups and jogged for sometime. He freshened up and prepared himself well for welcoming the hot babe. This time he was all set to convert his imagination into reality. He anxiously waited for knock on the door. After what seemed an eternity, there was a knock at Jatin's door. He checked himself in the mirror and opened the door with closed eyes to see his imagination one more time. Slowly he opened his eyes.

What he saw gave a him a shock.He found a huge muscular guy standing at the door, wearing a pair of pink shorts and pink running shoes. He also had a sign board around the neck which reads


"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

  


After recovering from initial shock, a frustrated and frantic Jatin wanted to discontinue the program. But the guy showed him the contract, according to which he could not discontinue. if he did, his money would be lost and he also had to pay double the amount as penalty.

Jatin lost 63 Kg that week.

  

40 comments:

  1. ha, ha that was an interesting take on weight loss....

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  2. Super..... Even i need to loose weight :). Is there a way to reduce naturally and not doing excersise?

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    1. Thanks WC!!! Glad that you liked it....
      Try this program.... may be you can also reduce 90 kg in one month :)

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  3. Hahahaha.. heard this joke way back in 1978 while at college !! Nice

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  4. lolz...... super!! Can't stop laughing...

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  5. Oh Man! that was hilarious... Ruchita you have got some real material more than that i expected... hats off.

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    1. Thanks Sathish!!!
      Glad that you enjoyed

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    2. dude you are excellent... need not be glad that I enjoyed I am a toddler... glad that I identified one such blogger - u.

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    3. Thank you so much for your appreciation !!! Greatly humbled

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  6. You always keep complimenting me on my imagination. I think it is now my turn to compliment you on yours. Just loved it. Too good.

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    1. Ahh!! thank you so much TF!!! You made my day.... Writer like you is appreciating my work is a great thing for me. I hope this time I didn't make much grammatical mistake... Did proof reading thrice before posting :)

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  7. Ruuu... lovely piece, lovely concept... :)

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    1. Thanks a lot dear for your proof reading :)

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  8. haha, i love this creativity you have in you!!
    Ekdum mast wala post!

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  9. awesome :D enjoyed reading it!

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  10. Hahaha! Loved this unique idea for weight loss. :D You are sure to get lots of page views for this post. :P

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    1. Thanks Akshay!!!

      Glad that you liked it... Hope this post will boost up my hit rate :)

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  11. Ruchita, lovely post. Can be made into a nice film provided we find a producer :) This post definitely seem to have boosted your hit rate and I've joined it too :) Have fun and happy blogging

    Ever get time, check out my passion for films - http://movieroundup.in/

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  12. lol.. i had read similar thing in a mail.. in which it was not man with pink shorts but it was lion i suppose..

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    1. Yup but I changed it in the end :)

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  13. An old joke told in a very refreshing way. Loved reading through it.

    cheers.

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  14. Hahaha funny..Have read about this somewhere..But really funny..

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  15. so here is a surprise..
    please accept my this award to u..
    http://ashreyamom.wordpress.com/2012/06/29/first-award-2/#comment-504

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